Usual Place of Abode

Some Tubes of a Dick, an Irv, and of the Future

misterov — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:20:18 +0000

Are you serious? I am speechless…..

Only 5 people in America are prescribed marijuana by the federal government (Bush number 1 ened the program). The following is Irv Rosenfeld’s story of how he smokes 11 ounces every 25 days for the last 25 years, while earing a living as a sucessful stockbroker, to combat his illness. Irv is a baller with a sick nug jar.

Question: How much money do you think the Bush Administration spent on PR? Answer, buttloads

Come check out who is editing Wikipedia?

Sticking with this depressing theme, here is the future, as presented by Idiocracy

Superbad, random, leggie blonde

misterov — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:17:38 +0000

Thats really messed up……

Facebook was setup by the CIA
New iMacs are out
Downs Tiger

Murray and his leggie blonde take us into the weekend…..

Kiggleswipped

misterov — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:50:30 +0000

This is one of the most poorly thought out attempts at a retarded stunt I have saw since the bush diving days of Delta and Durand Streets. First, we all know if you plan to run through a 2 x 4 you need to have sleeves. Secondly, did it just stop raining there? [Gary, IN possibly] Doesnt it look like the concrete is wet? Thirdly, even if he did run through the board, do you think the two scrots holding hands like 3rd graders playing red rover would of stopped this white trash locomotion?

This reminds me of 3 footers, DVR’ed episodes of AFV, kegerators, and how great undergrad life really was…..what does it remind you of?

Never ending unconditional love goes out to PlanetDan for posting this

They go together like Kanye West and Zach Galifianakis

misterov — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:15:48 +0000

Peanut butter and Jelly. Pretzels and Beer. Fridays and being hungover. White guys with big beards on tractors and rap music. Genius. Check out Kanye’s new video with my boy Zach Galifianakis here (that other dude is Will Oldham) Might as well watch Kanye’s other video, Stonger.

Fact: Whales are pimp. Question: Are our children learning enough about whales?
This story about Pat Tillman’s death should make you sick
Indiana just resents that its named Lake Michigan
Keep your fingers crossed
Rod Allen, I love you

Lebowski Fest. I need to go to one of these. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

I Cant Stop Writing About Movies – The Darjeeling Limited

misterov — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:54:40 +0000

Wes Anderson, director of Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, and The Life Aquatic is back with a new release, The Darjeeling Limited. Looks weird and great. Here is the trailer in 1080p son. Drops September 29th.

Any movie with the ~~Mel~~ Cool Ethan is a must see.

“The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. “Vámonos, amigos,” he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.”

The Ten

misterov — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:53:43 +0000

The Ten, which easily looks to be the funniest movie of the year, chronicles 10 different stories based on those hard to remember 10 Commandments (sorry but that is the only version that hasn’t been taken down yet). For example, one story line is about a prisoner who falls in love with another inmates “wife”. The movie comes from David Wain, who as it just so happens, has made me a happy man by finally releasing the old MTV show The State on DVD.

The movie has a great cast, including Jessica Alba, Paul Rudd, Rob Corddy, Winona Ryder, Adam Brody, and Paul “I wanna dip my balls in it” Marino. It opens August 17 in Detroit and will be in limited theaters. Take a look at two of the best trailers I have ever seen/saw, and I think you will agree that this movie will be worth the trip to the D.

Teaser Trailer

Unrated version - unless your co-workers like hearing the words dick and cock a bunch, dont watch it at work

…and just for the hell of it, once again, $240 worth of pudding…..I cant wait to illegally download The State box set.

Public Service Annoucments

misterov — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:55:48 +0000

I have always wanted to make a movie about public service announcements. They really are kinda strange. You can just be sitting there watching television and all of a sudden someone is telling you that doing meth is not a good idea. Unexpected life lessons, fun!

There have been so many classics the “I learned it by watching you!”; the “He-Man innapropriate touching”; and Pee Wee’s anti-crack PSA that goes from comical to creepy to intriguing back to creepy then capped off with Pee Wee’s come hither facial gesture right at the end of the clip. You are true blue Pee Wee.

The laughable pot PSA’s involving a little getting run over by some stoners getting fast food that worked so good look to be a thing of the past. Here are some of the new PSA’s that dont have the threat of some bodily harm, they just seem to be written by a stoner themselves.

While those are slightly entertaining, The Assilmated Negro (via bestweekever.tv) has a PSA that could end up as a platinum ring tone. Enjoy:

Go ahead and watch it again.

misterov — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:47:27 +0000

detroit jack

Stephanie Tanner, Chris Farley, and a douche with a bowtie

misterov — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:06:33 +0000

David Cross and Ron Paul

misterov — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:15:57 +0000

Rudy VS. Ron Paul & David Cross