Usual Place of Abode

November 20, 2006

Michigan State University

Filed under: Uncategorized — misterov @ 11:50 pm

Michigan State University -Where football comes to die, where basketball coaches come to coach football, wherer gangstas can get an education (for a year), and where I came to drink (and lurn things)

Sparty On

Football – First MSU hires John Lansing Smith away from Louisville; Smith was hired over such candidates as Urban Myer. Currently, Louisville is ranked 8th, Urban Myer coaches the University of Florida who is undefeated and ranked 4th in the country, and we are ranked lower Micheal Richards on a “pro-affirmtive action list.” Wowzers.

To fix your football worries, we are going to do the most sensible thing. Hire Izzo Sad thing is Izzo would most likely do better than 4-8 and 1-7 in conference. Lets remember what following the Spartans under JLS was like (with commentary from am 1270’s Mike Valenti):

JLS – MSU – HELL

Basketball – Remember Zach Randolph. He was here for his freshmen year and now puts up some decent numbers in the NBA. Oh yeah, he has a rape charge against him. I love how he is a “gangsta, not a blazer” – Make us proud.

You should know this Zach

MSU has its problems, but we are usually too drunk to worry about those much. Anyway, how can you complain when we top this list on CollegeHumor.com (go there and find, you will appreciate it)

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1 Comment »

  1. i found this and thought it was u and then i asked benny and he said it was…i like how u write this is fun

    Comment by Corinne — November 25, 2006 @ 4:04 pm | Reply


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